Where is Dan?...a video poem by Don

Today I'm looking for my friend Dan
Who could be anywhere in Thailand.
Not in Bangkok or KoPhangnan
Not even in Surat Thani, mon (Jamaican Style)

We first find Dan on an elephant,
whom he kept touching without consent.

Next, you will see Dan riding his boat,
All across a muddy mote,
A river full of bugs, fish, and goo
and also tons and tons of elephant poo

But sadly, I lost my friend Dan,
The river took him and I am sad.
Kind of because I will miss him
but really because I have to carry his 40 pounds of medicine.

p.s. This election day, don't forget to head to the polls and vote.

This Blog was paid for by the Vote for Will Ferrell for Governor of KoPhagNan campaign.