Offbeat news by Don

Hello everyone!

I have decided to take it upon myself to lay down the skinny on all the non-informative stuff. Nothing educational or eye-opening here. Just junk. Feel free to skip if necessary.

Here comes: Offbeat News.










1.) The first good sign of our journey began in Daegu, South Korea. Here, we stayed at the most luxurious place there: Mellow Motel. It's sister motel, Yellow, was rumored to be a bit more spacious but as you've read before, no one passes up the chance to have glass walls in your bathroom.

Those who live in glass bathrooms, should never cast the first poop.

2.) This picture (right) reminded me about the amount of Demolition Man references we have made in the past 3 days. Especially about the "3 sea shells" and how everything is so new and foreign to a defrosted Sly Stallone (If you don't know what I'm talking about read this). Brill is Sly in our adventure and Ruby Tuesdays is the Taco Bell of Korea. Explaining how to say simple things such as "hello" - (an-nyeong-hah-seh-yo) must have taken a good two days. By the time he learns goodbye, he'll be saying it on the way to the airport.

3.) Yup...I know. Giant Keyboard on the ground = "Chopsticks" (ironically in Korea, that tune is called "Fork"). In Korea, you don't need some magic fortune-telling-age-enhancing machine to have a good time.

So we're off to enjoy our adventure in Thailand and beyond. Wish Sly and I luck and look forward to more Off Beat News.